I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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