Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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