You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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