in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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