"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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