He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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