he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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