hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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