the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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