OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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