That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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