I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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