id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
NoShamevember. You game?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
