like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Someone shattered a urinal.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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