So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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