You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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