Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I have already put on my inside pants.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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