sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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