Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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