Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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