I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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