I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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