That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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