I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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