BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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