So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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