So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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