She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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