Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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