The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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