Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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