Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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