No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
