We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I want to fling myself into the sun
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