oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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