so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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