Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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