Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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