I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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