Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
