hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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