We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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