After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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