We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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