Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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