How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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