I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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