Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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