I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just found a bag of teeth...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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