Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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