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(313): View more from Michigan

thanks...oh and i got my period

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told you

(313): View more from Michigan

oh hush

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??

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(301): View more from Maryland

I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?

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(913): View more from Kansas

It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch

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(210): View more from Texas

I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.

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