Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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