can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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