You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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