I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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