He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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