Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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