Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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